Ha, ha. If the America’s Cup is your thing, you’ve got to read Stuart Alexander’s blog

M’learned colleague, the sailing correspondent of the Independent, reports online infrequently, more’s the pity. But when he does, he doesn’t half kick ass.

BTW, I love his comment about Valencia’s mayor, ‘the recently re-elected, irrepressible, baritone-voiced Rita Barbera’. The succinct putdown is pure Fleet Street.