There are some dodgy types around at Boat Shows. This sun-addled geezer was doing the rounds in his holey socks, towing a whiff of Stockholm tar and damp shag.

Well, shiver me timbers: it’s Dick Durham from Yachting Monthly. Is this the latest No 1 rig for press day?

Or do I smell a rat?

PS – If you see him, don’t lend him any money.